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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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