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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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