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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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