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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Teddy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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