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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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