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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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