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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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