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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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