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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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