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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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