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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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