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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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