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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daisy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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