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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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