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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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