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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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