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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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