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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Stella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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