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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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