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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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