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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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