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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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