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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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