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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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