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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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