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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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