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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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