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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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