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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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