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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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