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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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