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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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