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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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