Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.