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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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