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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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