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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Alfie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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