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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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