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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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