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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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