Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.