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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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