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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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