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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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