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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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