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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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