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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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