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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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