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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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