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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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