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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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