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Pet death

My aunt Doris had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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